At the second coming of Christ

Jesus Christ is now visibly appearing in the clouds of heaven in great power and glory...

IMONK: Trumpets. It's sad that the church needs trumpets to get its attention.

JOSH THE PIRATE: As a Lutheran I'm as Christ-drunk as any Christian and frankly He can do no wrong, but...the blood on the vesture?

MARK SOMEBODY: I'm with Josh, it's sad.

TRAVIS PRINZI: Maybe rather than the army being all in white linen there could have been just a little bit of respect for the different colors of His creation? What are our black brothers and sisters thinking right now?

IMONK: If we had the dignity of our black brothers and sisters, Christian and so-called non-Christian, God wouldn't have had to return or to incarnate to begin with.

BILL SOMEBODY: If I go wherever our black brothers and sisters go I'll be blessed with or without Him.

JOSH THE PIRATE: Can I disagree with that without getting all misunderstood and attacked?

IMONK: This forum will not be taken over by allegiance to Jesus at the expense of the dignity of human beings, many of which attend the school I work and suffer for.

SHARON THE PASTOR: Well, how am I going to explain this to my flock? Then again, they'll probably be bickering so much I won't get a word in edgewise.

JOSH THE PIRATE: In about a nano-second we're all going to be changed somewhat, so I wouldn't worry about it.

JOEL SOMEBODY: What do you want to bet the Calvinists are thinking Jesus is about to call them to the front ranks? Sad.

IMONK: Anybody know of a good review on the new PowerBook?

SHARON: I love mine! I'm converted!

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