You need to be churched!

Presbyterian organization ordains first openly gay minister

"You need to be churched, ct! That's your problem!"

Lutherans to hold same sex marriage ceremonies, says Reverend Sheila Smith of the First Lutheran Church of...

"You need to be churched!"

Anglican leader pronounces new translation of the Bible that makes homosexuality OK and deletes the Book of Revelation a step forward

"You need to be churched!"

Movement with Roman Catholic soteriology infiltrates and takes over Reformed Protestant churches and denominations rather easily

"You need to be churched!"

More institutional child abuse uncovered in the Roman Catholic Church

"You need to be churched!! You need to come under care of a church!!!"

4 out of 10 scholars working on new Bible translations used in 90% of churches avowed atheists

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Most pastors graduating from seminaries proclaiming the Bible to be full of errors

"You need to be churched!"

Not just liberal but now even conservative churches seeing the bar as being low and talking to congregants as if they are half mentally deficient

"You need to be churched!"

If you come to our church with a King James Bible we will mock you because you aren't educated.

"You need to be churched, ct! Can't you see it? You need to 'come under care' of some good man-fearing mediator - not Jesus! - and a good shallow congregation! That's what you need! We'll also mock your anti-tyranny politics! Because we fear the world!!!! You need to be churched!!!"

Pastor takes 40 years to preach through New Testament once

"Can't you see you need to be churched?!? Look what you're missin' out on!!"