Don't fear my lesions, celebrate them...
Kevin Johnson is a devil. He's one of those devils who mask their devilishness behind an affected mental and emotional fragility. The Discerning Reader guy is a similar case.
The Faith and on-the-mark doctrine make one strong, not a hand-wringing, affected, quivering voice mental case.
They're spots at your feast. Literally, like gay men with lesions all over their bodies, lecturing to you all what truth is and telling you to be this and that (which always comes down to "Be just like me, a lesion-besmattered sodomite").
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Don't let em get you down CT. I mean, what does anyone else know anyway? :-)
iMonk, don't you have something better to be doing instead of constantly antagonizing others? I would think a real pastor would have more to do. But wait. Your not a REAL pastor, are you? No real pastor would act the way you do and say the things that you say.
Heck, could you imagine John Piper, Charles Stanley, John MacArthur, or other men that would put you to shame, spending most of their time on the internet blogging? You are a shame and a sham!!
Actually, that might be the iMonk's best quality. Those others you mention wouldn't last two weeks, probably, in a good, troll-infested internet environment. I mean by that: their limitations would be exposed, and the worth of what they actually bring would be put to the test...
There's something to be said for maintaining a studied distance from the rabble, don't get me wrong. But you see what has happened when journalists and columnists have been exposed to internet publishing equally. They don't fare to well. Anne Coulter can hold her own, Michael Barone, i.e. on-the-mark types and serious types, but Maureen Dowd? Paul Krugman?
It would be the same with theologians.
I could see Calvin on the internet (some of his letters in debate with individuals have internet forum qualities about them. Calvin could have benefited from an unpoliced internet experienced. I'd have routed the remnants of the Beast of Rome out of his theology, for instance...
Yes, I am in fact calling Kevin Johnson a lesion-besmattered sodomite. Absolutely. In fact I'm going to start calling alot of people lesion-besmattered sodomites. Just watch me...
And I'm going to be right.
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