I just killed a Ph.D

Yes, I just killed a Ph.D. He had referred to John Bunyan as "Dr. John Bunyan" because his institution had conferred on Bunyan an honorary doctorate, kind of like Mormons conferring Mormonism on dead people. Therefore I killed him on the spot. Before he could take another wretched breath.

Bunyan was a Christian; a prophet, a priest, and a king. He received his knowledge and understanding from the Word and the Spirit; and from engaging in the spiritual warfare with himself and the world (and sometimes with God...His own understand) that confronts a born again (regenerated by the Word and the Spirit) Christian.

I cut the Ph.D up and dumped him in a dumpster behind an ice cream shop where several other Ph.Ds were enjoying their daily get together where they discuss matters important to the 'church' and which of their colleagues received a new book deal and what new 'conferences' (that highly charged biblical term) they were going to in the coming year...