What do the iMonk and James White have in common?
Question: what do the iMonk and James White have in common?
They both inspire the women in their lives to run into the sheltering arms of the Beast. Yes, White's sister apparently after an anonymous internet exchange with her brother decided the Roman Beast Church was for her; and the iMonk's wife, presumably after years of hearing the iMonk's fine preaching and teaching, decided to join the Beast Church as well.
What else do the iMonk and James White have in common?
They both preach and teach from Roman Catholic bibles.
Possibly a connection here, pilgrims?
"Well, uh, this is a weak reading, Denise, uh, according to better manuscripts, such as that found in the Vatican, this should read..."
"Well Patty, my dear sister, logically we must ask if that is based on the best older manuscripts, such as that found in a certain monastery and in the gloriously hallowed bowels of the Vatican..."
So Patty and Denise go running off to the nearest Roman Catholic Beast church. That's good shepherding of weak-minded and vulnerable women.
"Novum, vobiscum, centarum, dui, ebbe, dominus vomitus nobarus-" oh, some girls just fainted! It's the new James Dean priest we got in. He likes the guys, but the women just kind of blank that out.
And look at Father Phleger! He's winding up... "Ob-ahhhhhhh-ma don't look like my daddy! (no, no, he don't amen!) He donna-look-a like George Washington, do he?!? (amen, no he don't!) I say Massa? (yes?) I say he-uh, MASSA? (yes! don't the Massa goina answer you! amen!) And I say: MASSA, MASSA, MASSA???!!!??? (oh, where he go? amen!) I say, Massa, we all crazy!!! (BROTHA, BROTHA, AHHHH, AH-MENNNNNN!!!)..."
Yes, that made sense.
What else do the iMonk and James White have in common?
1. They both buy things from stripmalls.
2. They both have mysterious incomes. (Is White's wife an RN too?)
I can't think of anything else. Roman Catholic bibles, buy things from stripmalls, and mysterious incomes most likely derived from their wives.
And the women in their lives run into the arms of the Beast.
1 Comments:
Raskolnikov wants to say something: "Why doesn't the iMonk just kill his wife? In delirium..."
He's not a nihilist with theories of supermen running through his heated brain, Raskolnikov. This isn't the 19th century. Though there is a Petersburg, Kentucky.
Razumihin says: "This James White, he sounds like an ass!" Yes, he would be perfect for one of your parties. You could mock him mercilessly.
Dounia says: "Are they as messed up in Petersburg, Kentucky in their time as we are here?" Yes. Yes, they are. All waiting for the return. To the point where they rarely wash anything anymore.
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