When they serve Satan they always turn out to be gay as well, don't they?

Look at this comment from a colleague (or is it fellow pastor?) of R. Scott Clark on Clark's blog. The subject is those dumb Christians who question the scholars and their scholarly activity of determining what the Word of God is and the little fact that those scholars inevitably always come up with the answer that the Word of God is what the devil and the Pope and the Jesuits have always wanted the Word of God to be:

I’ve found these sorts of comments usually to come from people who a) don’t like seminary trained ministers who can engage in the work of textual criticism, b) who begrudge the fact that seminary trained ministers have an important contribution to the life of the Church in being able to teach and preach from an understanding based in the languages of Scripture, and c) who don’t like seminary trained ministers (okay, this last point is a little facetious, but I did have a few of these in my congregation last year - and they weren’t necessarily quiet about it).

I’ve never really had a problem with any of this, whether before or after seminary studies, and often wonder if questions such as given above are not merely the result of persons with too much time on their hands needlessly vexing themselves with angst-inducing questions based upon strained/false conceptions of a subject, for the benefit of the online community, and with the ultimate goal of contributing to their status as a scribe therein.

But sometimes I’m just mean like that. I think that it comes from being a parent who regularly has to police up children with too much time on their hands - it gets them into unnecessary trouble.

A more pointedly, deliciously, bitchy comment you won't find among any gathering of homosexuals on the internet. This 'minister' needs to come out of the closet.