Some things are supernatural

What do shallow, liberal Christian academics, fake Reformed Christian academics, and atheists really have a problem with? The supernatural. The supernatural in creation, for instance. This is why they adopt so eagerly the theory that fish turn into race horses. Wait a minute...

Also, this is why they adopt so eagerly the theory of the survival of the fittest. Because if you look at the average Christian academic they look like the result of billions of years of a battle in nature of the survival of the fittest. Atheists too. Wait a minute...

Here's some wild speculation: devolution! Look around you, Peter Enns and Susan Wise Bauer. What you see is devolution. Not evolution. Devolution! Christopher Hitchens is the result of devolution, not evolution. From the Garden until now man and nature has devolved.

For you politicians who believe in supernaturalism and catastrophism in creation (in the biblical account), and you need an answer for when Matt Damon ambushes you with: "Do you believe in evolution, yes or no?" Here's the answer: "Do I think micro evolution is real? Yes, and so did dog breeders in Mesopotamia. Do I think that fish turn into race horses? No, next question."

Matt Damon will be seething. Intensely seething.

Evolutionists actually want the micro/macro distinction in evolution stricken from public discourse. And they also want the word devolution stricken from the dictionary. They are just short of donning tall, funny hats and issuing magisterial warrant for the death by fire of anyone using such language.