A thanks to modern day Christian academics

Every time I hear a modern day Christian academic, Reformed or not, fake Reformed or not, conservative or liberal, it makes me want to read the Bible. Good work, Christian academics! (Oh, but, I should add, that I don't read the 'bibles' they want me to read. You know, the ones with the authority of scholars in them rather than the authority of God. No, I read the pure and whole, received text in the rather remarkable and sound translation called the Authorized - King James - Version. This they either mock or counsel 'caution' regarding. Oh, dear.)

Anyway, modern day Christian academics, thanks for driving me towards the pure and whole Word of God every time you open your mouths!