Rating the Christian Podcasts, the feckless spectacle of emptiness

White Horse Inn - So dumbed down it's almost intentionally mocking Christians. If you want to hear a guy who sounds like a Kindergarten teacher (Michael Horton) string endless strawmen together in the service of defending "punch and cookies" 'sacraments' and 'church buildings' and 'ministers' that are Christ for the 'sheep' this is your podcast. Bonus: guests that sound just like Horton saying similar things.

Reformed Forum - I've written a post on this one already. Newly minted PhDs basically talking about sub-orthodox theologians (Barth) and Roman Catholic theologians. On a recent episode one of their regulars - a PhD and pastor - admitted to the astonished embarrassment of the others that he'd never read the Bible complete. The audience was not surprised.

I'm going to stop there because it's too depressing. These Churchian types don't know how to teach. They don't know what to teach either, but it doesn't matter because they don't know how to teach. They're caught up in the sound of their own voice and in impressing their imagined audience of shallow academic peers. It's all a feckless spectacle of emptiness.