4 descriptions of an atheist

1. An atheist is an idolator. The Bible doesn't pose atheism as the antithesis of faith; the Bible poses idolatry as the antithesis of faith.

2. An atheist is a bridge troll. A bridge symbolizes the crossing of a threshold. The bridge troll doesn't want anyone crossing a threshold, so when he hears someone approaching he pops out from under the bridge and tries to dissuade the person from crossing the threshold; and he uses any number of rhetorical approaches, including mocking and abuse, to accomplish this.

3. An atheist is a bird without wings.

4. An atheist sees people dancing and assumes they are crazy...because the atheist can't hear the music.