Another dead-soul academic Christian makes a scene ("See me! It's about me! Look at me!"), gets other dead-soul academic Christians to gossip and argue about him ad nauseam, it comes to a head, he's either triumphantly voted in to stay, or he is outrageously voted to be kicked out (!) - the drama of the academic Christians! - then moves on to a post at a more maturely-corrupted institution happy to have him.
If a Spurgeon, a Pink, a Bunyan - a Calvin, a Zwingli - showed up at one of these asinine 'seminaries' they'd be either mocked to the point of leaving, or they'd be set-up on false charges and kicked off for not being shallow. The Village of Morality can't exist with non-shallow individuals in their environments.
If you want to encounter non-academic Christianity read Calvin's Institutes of the Christian Religion. See how a man of God, who was a real teacher of God's elect, carried himself in his words and understanding. And it's not a small fact that he had a clue that the Word of God is something you don't treat as play-doh.
As for the current dead-soul academic Christians... They are having fun for now masquerading as CHRISTIANITY CENTRAL, and currently getting away with it; but they can't help but expose their dead-soul asinine selves in their every thought, word, and deed.